The You Know WHO!

WHO? Who's WHO? Nah its not an extract from the potter septalogy!! Its a higher breed of wicked villians far more superior than the voldemort series 7.0!

WHO is an acronym for World's most Horrifying Objects a.k.a our infamous media! Lot has been said about the media lately(most of which is sadly true!) and they still continue to rule human minds through their irresponsible liberal power... therefore; exercising my right of a democratic citizen... here's my foul take on the Indian Media!

What is the media responsible for? - the question may qualify as a 5 mark question in some god forsaken examination; but you definately would need to mug up the answer in case you are appearing for this one... coz practicality wont be your aide here!! The brutal commercialism of the Indian Media seems to have reached its boiling point now... I mean its National & International News that we are talking about folks... and not some Kekta Kapoor's saas bahu saga where the melodrama is probably far more mellower than any news channel. For instance... in case you happen to watch the news channels... you would agree that most of them leave the main gist of the news aside; our media people are busy making their own pot boilers and getting into nitty gritties of what would would have been rather than what has exactly happened! They are the ones who are so bloody OUT of the box... that they end up giving innovative ideas to the miscreants rather than being a trustworthy source of inspiration and hope to the common man!

Sadly the media feels it is more important to "sensationalise" to grab attention of their not so important news through the day! I mean obviously what else would they have to telecast 24 by 7 and for 365 days!!! These entertainment honchos have a lot in store, right from feeds from "reality" shows to re-runs of half baked comic capers, to sensational horrifying news of crime scenes which were earlier lost between the lines of newspapers! I say let them be lost between the lines people... WE have a lot more to worry about than the increasing number of kids and livestock getting stuck in a potholes!!! Whats the point in empathising with the world when you life itself is in such a mess!

To be honest, I too was dragged in by the addictiveness of the modern news channels, and everytime I would end up living a million lives trying to fit into the shoes of various characters that have undergone the so called misery!! To top it up my folks would come up with completely miserable takes and the "how would this affect you" syndrome. I mean people... take my sincere advice... try staying away from news for a week... (though you would end up feeling a complete fool in the hot topic discussion on why did a certain star broke up with a certain star whose relationship was primarily a rumour...so on) The complete divorse from the world would lead you to peace and give you ample amount of time and energy to untangle your own life!!

! Zilch

Zilch means nothing... well literally! "Why make a word when it means nothing" wouldve been the famous last words of a blond asking this question to a hardcore english enthusiast! So why write about Zilch you may ask... hmm coz Ive got nothing to do!! See, what all boredom compells me to do!

After running a wiki search it reverted with enlightning results!

• Zilch (band), a Japanese American musical group
  A Los Angeles Based New Wave Band 1977 - 1983 known for anti-disco movement song "Jerk Teens Jerk" and follow up "Cool Cool Corduroy Culottes" both played regularly on LA Radio station KROQ. Also on "Alternative" college radio stations throughout the USA.
  
• Zilch is a relatively uncommonly used term meaning zero
  
• Zilch was a mod clothing shop in NYC owned by Monkee Davy Jones in the late 60s.
  
• Zilch was a song (actually, a chant) by the Monkees on their Headquarters album.
  
• Zilch, a dice game
  
• Zilch, is nothing, no value
  
• Zilch, is the title of an award-winning short film released in 2002. It was Directed by Mickey Strider and Written by Brian Fox

Well so much for a word that so far meant nothing to me! The "Jerk Teen Jerk" has raised interest levels!! thus i'll be back with the lyrics if they ought to be groundbreaking!! But im saddenned by the fact that Zilch is an underplayed word!! Aint it so cool sounding and all,but is hardly a part of the lingo... maybe the lingo masters are listenin!!

Killed Him wid my Kindness!

Athiest would be too harsh a term to define my loyalities towards the Almighty! Psuedo Athiest would be subtle! This self made term is quite alluring and has a close match to being agnostic... kinda the same difference!

I believe in the theory of Evolution(... yeah the survival of the fittest cliche!) the belief of GOD however wasnt the fittest thought in my pensieve, thus pseudo Athiesm!! Being more of a person attached to the Earth (Read: lying in the Dirt!) I believe that Humans are completely responsible for their thoughts & deeds; but as a fundamental rule of being Human in the first place is to have a Backup Mechanism of blaming someone else for their mishaps!! Enter: Lord God!; the one whose existense has been the most controversial question... second to Jaya Bachchan's blabbering blasphemy..time & again.! coming back from the not so intended diversion... GOD is the only tool for humans to survive! ...socially that is! (Think of the social butterflies who would lose out their religious party themes! OMG) The more you do the more you get closer to GOD, in negatives or positives are individualistic!! But none the less GOD has been a favourite icon for the believers and the non believers alike; GOSH how did he miss the nominations in the MTV Youth Icon! I cannot preach what I practice... and therefore if you are attached to the Almighty or anything related to HIM, please continue to do so... if that makes you happy. The eternal bliss of the human soul is connected to the deep karmic connections within... Blah Blah Blah!

I havent felt the power of GOD yet... not that I was trying too hard :-) I happy with Pseudo Athiesm... at least I dont go beating round the bush trying to be an inch closer to GOD than my Unathiest friends!

And for God... If he shows up... He knows where to find me...! He's GOD after all!